I am oh so bored so here are the:
TOP 34 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF AN AMUSEMENT PARK THIS SUMMER!
1. Scream, "The world’s really big! Huge, in fact!" when leaving It's A Small World After All.
2. Carry a yardstick that is exactly your height.
3. Ask the person next to you on the rollercoaster to hold your barf bags.
4. Sneeze on Sneezy.
5. Put blue cotton candy on old ladies' heads and yell, "Hey it's Marge Simpson!"
6. Dress like your favorite superhero "Vinny, The Candy Stealin' Rat."
7. Tell the person in front of you on the rollercoaster,
“This could get messy. I was gagging just going though the turnstile."
8. Start the "Wheeeeeews!" and "Whooooooas" on the shuttle bus from the parking lot.
9. Insist on wearing a 'coonskin cap and pelts on the log plume.
10. Tell everyone in line how you like to eat soup on spinning rides.
11. Wear a parachute on the Ferris wheel.
12. "I like rides that make me puke. What 'bout you?"
13. Show everyone a handful of large bolts and say, "Now this ride should be exciting!"
14. Keep screaming, "That's Orlando Bloom in the Winnie the Pooh suit!"
15. "They can send a man to the moon, but they can't build a ride that doesn’t get stuck when you’re upside down.”
16. Serve an official looking subpoena to Elmer Fudd for illegal possession of fire arms.
17. Take bags labeled, “Barf” on the Superman rollercoaster and say to the person next to you, “Those poor tourists will never know what hit ‘em!” and start laughing insanely.
18. Take a giant sketchpad, and set up your own caricature stand.
19. Wear your “I’m With Queasy” tee.
20. Bribe the guy running the Whirly Bird to “speed it up.”
21. Drape yellow police tape around Little Red Riding Hood’s grandmother’s cottage.
22. “Isn’t that a piranha in the kiddie pool?”
23. Try to leave the petting zoo holding a sheep and muttering, “Where have you been? Mom’s been worried sick about you!”
24. Demand to see Walt Disney’s frozen corpse.
25. At Sea World, announce, “Them dolphins is tasty eatin’.”
26. Put chalk body outlines on Main Street USA.
27. Tell everyone at the parade, “Darn it! Because of that stupid restraining order, I’m not aloud to get within 100 feet of Goofy.”
28. Stand outside and sell tickets to your park- Seven Flags.
29. Move ahead in long lines by telling everyone Ashton Kutcher is at the face painting stand.
30. While wearing snorkeling gear, ask security how closely the Pirates of the Caribbean is monitored at closing time.
31. Play Whack-A-Mole with your head.
32. Drop realistic-looking fake eyeballs in the water sliding pool.
33. Leave the haunted house with one arm tucked inside your shirt and ketchup dripping from the empty sleeve.
34. Wear mouse ears... and nothing else.
So there you have it: the top 34 ways to get kicked out of an amusement park this summer! Have fun, and try not to get into TOO much trouble! | 
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